Sunday, September 16, 2012

Confessions of a Cereal Mother

Confessions of a Cereal Mother:

True Stories to Let Every Mother Know She’s Not Alone in the Craziness.

Available March 2013

Humorous Memoir

In this narrative you’ll discover several mind-saving rules, which include:
  • Don’t throw your pregnancy test away before the full three minutes is up.
  • Unless there is a rush on the grocery store pending a zombie-virus outbreak, never take your kids shopping.
  • If your toddler is going to chew on a Band-Aid, hope it’s one found inside the community swimming pools chlorinated pool and not one found in their locker room.
  • Never throw up in a cookie sheet.
  • Things can always get worse. You could discover your child playing with a used tampon applicator. It’s not a whistle, sweetie.
  • And most importantly, the moment one of your children is seriously ill, forget about everything else. You have the greatest honor in the world – being a Mom.

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